Living in the ceiling is turning out to not be so bad. I thought about setting up home on G wing, but they already have all kinds of homeless families living over there. Word is you just tell them "Devon knows all about me," and the security guy will let you move whole damn families move in. We think he and the crazy DON are running some type of flop house and charging for it.
Best part of living in the ceiling -- I've been spending LOTS of time above the billing office checking out my new love . . . lalala looooola.
I am totally in love with Lola billing chick. When she leans over the printer, I get an awesome view from the ceiling and can see things no loser person on the ground gets to see, at least not in the day time.
That Medicare auditor guy has been hitting on her but I fixed that! Hacked into Buckethead's computer and sent her an email explaining that Russell LuvMussell only liked guys! HA! Got that competition out of the way.
While I was chillin' above the business office, I heard Charlene Crabass dissin' my girl Lola and I won't stand for that. I'll SQUAT for that, but I sure the hell won't stand for it.
Oh yeah, you guessed it. Squatted on her desk and left her a little SURPRISE ! ! !
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Dear Mr./Mrs. Crapper
I've left a special surprise for you on my blog.
-Captian Sharky
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