It's good to be CFO

Buckethead skipped out on work again today, so I'm getting to chill out in her office, which is good cuz it gets hot as hell in the ceiling during the middle of the day. I could get used to an office like this. The Bose speakers are pretty sweet but the crap she's got on her ipod is a sin. That's why they shouldn't even let old people have ipods IMHO.

Man this is the job to have -- there's so little to do that no one has even noticed she's not here. I could do this, I know I could. I signed some PO's today. Handed out some petty cash and checked with the telephone company on that new blackberry I ordered.

Some guy from corporate called and said, "Your FTE's are to high" So I said, "Well I'll make them lower, you watch me!" and he seemed pleased as punch with that. Then he said, "Your ADC is too low." So I said, "I'll get that higher ASAP!" and so on and so forth. I can't believe grown ups get paid for this. Then he said, well that would get your FTE/EPEOP where it needs to be. That's when I said, "That's real funny old man, now I know you're screwin with me making up all those mad letters that rhyme." Then he asked if I was drinking again and started talking about was I following my "EAP plan" or something. I gotta learn all these terms if I'm going to be COO. Or at least learn what a coo is.

I don't know what FTE's or ADC's are but I'll leave Buckethead a note to get the first one lower and the second one higher.

Check out the this clip video of all the ways Kenny died! I hope Buckethead stays home for a few more days, I'm really enjoying surfing the web and being CFO. This beats 8th grade any day.