I've been working my ass off lately and no wonder grown ups don't like to do it. It sucks! Geez, with Budget done, I have't seen buckethead around hardly at all. And Jane asked me to cover HR chick and I don't know where the hell Sharky's been but at least he's not trying to kill me. The good news is that this is giving me plenty of time to focus on trading and therefore quite a jump start on my "retirement" fund. By the time I'm old enough to work legally, I shouldn't have to anymore!
I've had an incredible winning streak these last few months and my holdings are up to $842,266. I was figuring that I'd have to put the original amount that I "borrowed" from the hospital back in the account when the auditors were here poking around but I guess Belinda and Lola (as much as that broke my heart) took care of that with some special "favors."
As long as I'm around to answer questions, I don't see any need to put the money back anyway. Grown ups are such idiots. You can go in, change the frequency on the sweep account settings to delay the deductions from the depository account to the sweep account and keep like 8 days of float in Medicare funds totally for yourself. And the auditors come in and what do they want to see? That you signed your name next to the amount you stole and wrote, "reconciling item: deposit in transit." In transit is right! But all that matters is that you remember to write the date. No problemo! I got special colored pens just for that!
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